Dante/Dialogue

Before The Uprising

 * Due to safety concerns, dungeons have been outlawed, effective immediately. I have your security in mind.
 * Pets have now been outlawed effective immediately. They were too distracting which is too dangerous to players.
 * They also won't stop sniffing the goons...
 * Until further notice, we have ended our alliance with the sketchy Dwarves and will be preventing players from going to their mines.
 * Mining Islands have now been outlawed, effective immediately. We will be considering outlawing Mining in general too, but that's for another time. It's just too dangerous.
 * Island Transportation has been outlawed. Nowhere is safer than home.
 * I am hearing rumblings of a resistance led by Technoblade. Anyone found to be assisting this futile attempt will be CRUSHED.
 * ORDER
 * SECURITY
 * FREEDOM
 * JUSTICE
 * Auction House and Bazzar have now been outlawed. It is too dangerous to spend money in this day and age.
 * ORDER. SECURITY AND FREEDOM
 * Do not sub to Technoblade. He is a dangerous individual.
 * Leaders of the Resistance, meet me in the COMMUNITY CENTER - it's time we settle this.

When clicked right after The Uprising has started

 * The resistance ends now!
 * The resistance ends now!

Goes outside the Community Center

 * GOONS, PUNISH THEM ALL!
 * GOONS, PUNISH THEM ALL!
 * GOONS, PUNISH THEM ALL!
 * GOONS, PUNISH THEM ALL!
 * GOONS, PUNISH THEM ALL!
 * GOONS, PUNISH THEM ALL!

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