User:DudeTheNinja

''Note: This is a user page, and so it's all just jokes and tomfoolery. None of this is legitimate information to do with Hypixel Skyblock.''

DudeTheNinja is a guy that edits this wiki when he's bored. He does other things, like making mods for Team Fortress 2, making YouTube videos on said Team Fortress 2 mods, doodling in Microsoft Paint, screaming into the void, and more!

When it comes to Hypixel Skyblock, DudeTheNinja, uh, exists. He collects glitched items and grinds Zealots to pass the time.

On the Private Island
DudeTheNinja will not appear on the Private Island. Unless he visits you. lol

Interacting with DudeTheNinja does nothing special.

Move DudeTheNinja
You can't make me.

War Paint Classic
One cannot use two Spray Cans with a Bow, two Aspects of the Jerry (or is it Aspect of the Jerries?) and 256 Enchanted Diamond Blocks to craft War Paint Classic. That's because Valve won't add it to TF2, and Hypixel probably won't do it either. :(

Because War Paint Classic doesn't exist, it just creates a Barrier, and then you lose it. Oh well. That's what you get for following a recipe on a joke article that is a user page.

DudeTheNinja Pet
The DudeTheNinja Pet is a pet that the player can craft. The pet gives all Bows the "Classic" ability, which replaces the Bow's function to be as follows: Holding down left click charges a shot. Releasing it will fire a bullet, doing between 35% and 150% of the bow's. Pressing right-click toggles "zoom-in", however the player cannot move. When holding a Bow with the DudeTheNinja pet active, it will be visually replaced with a Dropper.

One can craft the DudeTheNinja pet by surrounding an Enchanted Egg or Super Enchanted Egg with null items of any type. (Because it doesn't actually exist, I just used a dropper here for visuals. Because "null" isn't valid in the crafting grid template, I used Barriers.)

Dialogue
Interacting for the first time


 * Who are you? Why are you right-clicking me? Didn't you get taught to not poke people who don't want it?
 * Stop poking me!
 * If you're going to keep poking me, I might have to you back.
 * Alright, that's it.

''Upon further clicks, the player is damaged for 150. If the player dies, the following message is displayed in chat.''

Interacting after surviving the 150 damage


 * Seriously, It's annoying.
 * And I'm happy to you again.
 * This is your final warning.
 * (The player is hurt for 15000 )

Interacting after dying
 * Back for more, huh?
 * Okay, I admire your persistence.
 * Have this. (The player is then given 1 coin.)

Interacting after given a coin
 * No more!
 * I'm done here.
 * Pretend I wandered off or something.
 * Scram.
 * Buzz off.
 * Don't you have anything better to do?

Trivia

 * DudeTheNinja is very cool.
 * You read an entire joke article. You must be real impressed.