Tal Ker

Tal Ker is an NPC located in the Grand Library, Dwarven Mines at. He has 172 lines of dialogue and gives no items once finished with it. The player must click for each line. After the dialogue is finished, Tal Ker will not talk again upon clicking him. After Tal Ker says the 172 lines of dialogue, he simply says ""

This NPC was most likely added as a joke to see if anyone would make it to end.

Dialogue
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Welcome
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Coming Back

 * Oh you came back!
 * For a moment I thought you wouldn't
 * I'm sorry if I spooked you a little bit last time
 * Sometimes I get carried away too much and tell personal stories
 * I apologize
 * You can call me Tal, some people call me TK
 * I don't actually live there, I'm just visiting
 * Maybe one day I’ll show you my place
 * I think I had dwarves somewhere in my family tree
 * That's why I look like one
 * I like visiting islands, some more than others
 * Golden Mines, Blazing Fortress... haven't been there in ages
 * I used to go to the End a lot, not anymore
 * The dragon heart corrupts everything, even the people
 * I like it better down here, there are people like you
 * The story of these mines is old, older than the End island for sure!
 * You do know the story of the End island right?
 * Hum, well that's awkward
 * I guess they don't really teach you much do they
 * Unfortunately I don't know enough details myself
 * I do know a few things, you remember the giant skeleton on the island nearby?
 * The heart of that creature is sealed on the End island
 * Not many people are left, who can tell the story of that day
 * Maybe Jerry saw it, when he was very young
 * And even he was probably born much later
 * The Calamity is the reason why the earth got shattered into many islands
 * I wish I knew more, it's a fantastic subject
 * The end of an era, and the beginning of a much darker one
 * Sorry if I'm boring you, I like history
 * I went to the Sky Academy, greater teachers there
 * You should go there someday, even greater adventurers need to learn a few things!
 * My parents always told me to focus on my studies
 * They were right, I'm a successful young man now!
 * Maybe not so young, but my point still stands
 * Studies on one side and fun on the other, both are very important
 * Yin and yang, one should not go without the other
 * The Academy was tough, but I met a few friends there
 * You know the banker?
 * He was in my promotion back then
 * He invented the bank!
 * I still have no idea where all that interest is coming from
 * A genius this guy
 * I like seeing the world evolve through time
 * What they did to the village a few years ago was great
 * I feel like we entered the modern age
 * The technology is progressing fast, who knows what's coming next!
 * I'm sure one day people will fly to the moon
 * I knew a time without adventurers, without banks and auctions
 * Not much was happening back then
 * And then it happened
 * One day hordes of people appeared out of nowhere
 * Nobody seems to know why
 * I have my theory but I won't tell you
 * You would think I'm crazy, maybe you already do
 * All those people at once
 * It was really overwhelming
 * It did create so many business opportunities
 * The economy is booming
 * That guy, Bazaar, he really took advantage of it
 * Bazaar isn't even his real name
 * He changed his name to Bazaar because it was better for business, he said
 * A real specimen
 * Lots of people think they understand the market
 * I gave up on it
 * I did buy some stocks of stonks when he opened
 * I still have a few
 * That Warren guy made a lot of money and disappeared
 * Another shark
 * Maybe I should sell my own currency and make people believe it's worth many coins
 * Like Talcoins?
 * The value of anything is in the eyes of the buyers
 * I'm sure I could raise the price of anything if I really tried
 * Some people do that all the time in the community
 * I like it though, it creates opportunities for everyone
 * I think a lot of what happens around here can serve as a life lesson
 * It's important to experience the right things when you are young
 * Even bad moments can be blessings in disguise
 * Someone scammed me a very valuable thing one day
 * They even got away with it, awful
 * But never again have I gotten fooled
 * If I could I would pay him double
 * A lesson for a few coins, a great deal
 * Always stay vigilant
 * Some people don't see it the same way
 * Do you know the origin of the word utopia?
 * It means a place that does not exist
 * Even the people who created the word knew it was a paradox
 * Some people are smarter than hundreds of other combined
 * Do you think they were born that way, or became?
 * I have my own view on the matter
 * My opinion is that it's a little bit of both
 * The smartest baby would become a monkey if it wasn't taught anything
 * Someone told me a story one day
 * Bird eggs are grey and dirty, snake eggs are white and clean
 * The bird decided to sit on the clean egg instead of his
 * The egg hatched and the snake ate the bird
 * He told me the moral of the story is that birds are stupid
 * But is that the moral of the story?
 * Maybe it's about appearances being deceiving
 * A clean shell can hide a dirty mind
 * Maybe it's about beauty being subjective
 * If the bird found dirty eggs pretty, he wouldn't have gotten in that situation
 * Maybe it's about planning ahead
 * Short term comfort can lead to troubles in the future
 * Maybe it's about trusting your family more than others
 * If you tell the same story to multiple people they might understand it differently
 * What do you think is the moral of the story?
 * I love talking, but I also think a lot!
 * I'm going to think for a bit, thanks for listening to me! See you!

Trivia

 * Tal Ker name is a pun of the word "talker", that means person who speaks a lot.
 * It takes an average of 6 minutes to talk to him with his full dialogue (given the fact that the player keeps on clicking nonstop).