Wizard

The Wizard is an NPC who lives on the top floor of the Wizard Tower.

Dialogue
The Wizard will say any of these phrases whenever clicked:
 * "Check back later to use the Portal...it seems to be broken. :("
 * "The Portal hasn't worked since...I don't want to talk about it."
 * "My Portal seems to be broken, !" "Check back later...magic awaits!"

Trivia

 * The admins said in an interview with Youtuber ThirtyVirus that the portal was reserved for an island that had no plausible connection to any others.
 * It contains a broken portal, and when you try to jump into it, the Wizard says: "Hmm...something appears to be broken. Give me 3-5 business days to fix!"