Don Expresso

Don Expresso appears during the Mithril Gourmand event, located at in the Dwarven Village. He asks the players to bring him 200, obtained by mining in a specified location. If he isn't fed in time, he falls to the ground and eventually disappears. If he is fed, he lies down and goes to sleep. One minute before Don Expresso disappears, the following chat message appears:

Dialogue
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On interaction

 * THIS ISN'T WHAT I ASKED FOR! BRING TASTY MITHRIL TO ME NOW!
 * THIS OLD MITHRIL IS STALE! DON'T EVER FEED THIS TO ME AGAIN!
 * DISGUSTING! I'M GONNA GET YOU FIRED FOR FEEDING ME THIS GARBAGE!
 * EWWW WHAT IS THIS?

When event starts

 * I HUNGER
 * BRING ME EDIBLE MITHRIL

Waiting for food

 * I FORGOT TO BRING A SNACK
 * 0/10 WOULD NOT RECOMMEND, TAKING TOO LONG
 * WHAT ARE YOU GUYS WAITING FOR
 * I AM LEAVING A BAD RATING FOR THIS PLACE ON MINEADVISOR
 * I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER
 * THEY LOOK SO GOOD
 * I MIGHT JUST STAY HERE FOREVER THEN
 * DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO I AM
 * MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS
 * WHY IS THIS TAKING SO LONG
 * I AM RATING THIS ESTABLISHMENT ONE STAR ON DWELP
 * I DON'T HAVE ALL DAY, I ONLY WANT THE BEST MITHRIL PIECES!
 * MY MEALS SHOULD HAVE ALREADY BEEN READY
 * I AM NOT HAPPY WITH HOW LONG THIS IS TAKING
 * I AM NOT OKAY WITH THIS
 * YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES
 * FEED ME

After being fully fed

 * I THINK I MIGHT HAVE ROCK POISONING, I NEED TO LAY DOWN!
 * I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD...

If being fed after full

 * PLEASE NO, NO MORE. I'M STUFFED!

Trivia

 * For a few seconds after Don Expresso disappears, he can still be interacted with, and his Nametag will still be visible.
 * Don Expresso's name is likely a reference to a Hypixel staff member,.
 * If Don Expresso is given Tasty Mithril from a previous event, the Tasty Mithril will be wiped from your inventory without counting toward the event. Don Expresso will say the following: 'THIS OLD MITHRIL IS STALE! DON'T EVER FEED THIS TO ME AGAIN!'. and red text will also say ''.
 * Feeding Don Expresso Tasty Mithril for the first time will reward the player with the.
 * In his dialogue, both MINEADVISOR and DWELP is a reference to two review apps, TripAdvisor and Yelp.
 * One of his dialogue lines "MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS" is likely a reference to threats that Draco Malfoy, a character J. K. Rowlings' Book Series Harry Potter, often made to Harry Potter and his friends.