User:ThatIPEditor/Essays/Buy

Are you a person who hates jerry and want their page deleted? Or are you a person who want to vandal the encyclopedia of SkyBlock and not be blocked? Guess what? As of today, the Hypixel Skyblock Wiki is now for sale!

The current price of Hypixel Skyblock Wiki is:

0 Does this sound expensive to you? If so, purchase immediately as the price will only go up! Make your payment right now at | this page!

FAQ
Q: Why are you selling the wiki? A: Someone told us that we're mean bullies for deleting their page. So, we're passing on the problem to someone else. Q: Who can buy it? A: Anyone! No matter who you are, but, as long as you have 0 dollars, we're willing to sell it to you! Q: What can I do once I own it? A: Anything! As long as you don't delete the main page! Q: Are the contributors included? A: Nope! But, once you buy it, you can do anything you want!