Tal Ker

Tal Ker is an NPC located in the Dwarven Mines at. This NPC has 172 lines of dialogue and gives no items once finished with it, and will not speak again once finished. You must click for each line.

Dialogue
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Welcome

 * Hey!
 * I'm the guy that never stops talking
 * All I do is say stuff
 * I'm not entirely sure why but I can't help it
 * There really is no point talking to me
 * I won't give you anything
 * I won't even say anything interesting
 * I just talk about random things
 * Like for example
 * The other day I met some kind of wizard
 * And they told me to come back in 3 to 5 business days
 * That was over a year ago
 * Still nothing
 * What kind of people do that?
 * Tells you to come back in a few days for no reason
 * Really makes you think
 * Also this guy, Crappox or something
 * Told me to kill enemy monsters for him
 * I asked him how much he'd pay me
 * He said I had to pay him instead
 * Makes no sense to me
 * I met a guy called Jerry too
 * Smart guy, he's going places
 * Met him a few times in fact, he's always around
 * Not the best for conversations but
 * At least he's a good listener
 * And I like that, good listeners
 * But you know what I don't like listening to?
 * People who play that harp
 * You know the one I'm talking about?
 * Always people playing it, but terrible music
 * Sometimes they even stop in the middle of the song
 * And they restart, just like that
 * Go figures
 * There's also this guy who's asking me to race him sometimes
 * He's acting like he's the best
 * But I always beat him first try
 * What's his problem?
 * At least he's an original
 * Most people always talk about coins around here
 * Everything has a value, and time is money
 * People don't take their time to enjoy the little things
 * Even you I'm sure
 * You really think I'm going to reward you with something
 * But I'm not, I swear
 * You can leave at any time and it won't affect anything
 * I just like to talk, I can go on for hours
 * Someone told me I was interesting once
 * Didn't believe them one bit
 * So many people lying and trying to be your friend
 * They all have a motive
 * Especially those mayor candidates
 * All they want is your vote
 * But do they really care about me?
 * Doubt [x]
 * It's always so black and white with them
 * Mining, fishing, they never mix
 * Why is that? What if I like mining and fishing?
 * But there is no point arguing
 * They are always right
 * And the people, sheep I say
 * They always vote for the same
 * It's always a landslide
 * Everyone wants to do like everyone else
 * Not me, I'm a free spirit
 * I'll tell you why
 * My home is clean and beautiful
 * Is your island beautiful?
 * A proper island is the key to success
 * Healthy island leads to healthy life
 * Also, remember those island we could place?
 * Like the sand one and forest one?
 * What happened to those, why not more?
 * So weird, it looked promising
 * Instead you have me
 * Sometimes I wonder
 * If I wasn't talking, what would people do instead
 * Am I a waste of time and space
 * Is that why I'm here, on this world
 * Maybe it's time I do something with my life
 * I could run for mayor
 * I wonder if people would vote for me
 * What would my program even be?
 * I would reward people for talking
 * But not those who talk about their auctions, yuck
 * I would reward people who explore and walk around
 * I would fill the village with friends with amazing stories to tell
 * But who would vote for me
 * Maybe instead I should stay there and keep talking
 * Talking is my favorite event
 * I like events but I prefer uneventful days
 * That way I can keep talking
 * I can't believe you are still listening
 * You are one of a kind
 * I have many more stories up my sleeve
 * Like that time I found a fairy soul
 * I went to Tia after because she asked me to
 * So I asked her, what are fairy souls?
 * And she said they are the remains of dead fairies
 * Isn't that terrible?! So many dead fairies everywhere!
 * She also said that all those fairies didn't die a peaceful death.
 * They were all killed! A long time ago.
 * But why would anyone do that? And who did it?
 * The strangest part is, Tia really didn't seem phased about it.
 * Just thinking about it I have a chill down my spine.
 * Those fairies are so strange.
 * But you know what else is strange?
 * Accessories, I mean what are those
 * I have an entire bag full of accessories
 * I'm basically a garage sale at this point
 * My favorite one is the cat one
 * I love cats
 * I want a cat pet but not the black one, bad memories
 * Cats are the best, they listen to me
 * I think they are learning, one day they will take control
 * But be my guest, a cat mayor is all I need
 * My second favorite activity is sleeping
 * But even in my sleep, I dream of talking
 * Sometimes I dream that I'm talking to myself
 * A whole table with 10 clones of me around it
 * All of us pretending to be more interesting than the others
 * But how could we? We are all the same
 * I guess my dreams are not very creative
 * I don't have a great imagination, that's why I never lie
 * I wonder though, do you think there will be another world like this one day?
 * Somewhere else, not exactly the same, but better in some way
 * Also it sounds crazy but, do you think we could exist without cubes?
 * Ender Pearls are my favorite items
 * Not because of what they do, but because they are circles
 * I wish the world was a circle too, it's so much prettier
 * I'd love to be in a circle world
 * Maybe there is a circle world somewhere, with someone just like me
 * In their circle world, dreaming of a cubic world
 * You really are a great listener
 * Now I regret saying I wouldn't reward you
 * But I swore, and I am a man of my words
 * But thank you for listening, I appreciate it a lot
 * I hope that you are happy and that everything is good in your life
 * There are ups and down sometimes but there is always a shinning light
 * My shinning light is you, a beam of hope in this dark cave
 * Once upon a time, on an island far away
 * I used to live in a small town, we had a house, 2 floors and an attic
 * Back then I was quite shy and reserved
 * I liked reading and listening to birds
 * There was always a cat around the house, sometimes killing the birds
 * I hated that cat with a passion, but my parents seemed to enjoy its presence
 * One day the cat gave birth to 3 little devils, and decided to hide them in our attic
 * They were making so much noise, right above my room
 * I never understood the reason we had to leave them be, I wanted them out
 * One day after sundown, a fire started spreading in our house
 * Quickly we understood it was too late to stop it, and exited the house with our valuables
 * I was asked if I knew whether or not the kittens were still inside the house
 * When asked that question, I remained silent, but I knew the answer
 * Soon after, the flames were engulfing the house
 * Suddenly the mom cat appeared from the shadows of the night and ran into the house
 * This creature usually so afraid of the fire, rushed into the infernal flames
 * About 20 seconds later, the cat passed the front door again, holding one of their cubs
 * And immediately after, dashed back inside the fire to save the rest of their litter
 * After the second trip, the cat was burning, but still went back in, right after making sure the cub was safe
 * I waited 30 seconds, my eyes fixed on the front door, holding my breath
 * Finally it came out with the last kitten
 * The cat was in terrible shape, but the kittens were safe
 * It looked one last time at them, and died next to the 3 little bodies
 * I was in shambles, never in my life had I been so wrong
 * Later on I buried the cat under my favorite tree, and adopted their cubs
 * I loved those 3 little devils with all my heart and gave them all the care in the world
 * They became beautiful and happy cats, their mom would have been proud
 * This event changed me to my very core, everything about me had to change
 * From that day I never hated anything anymore, and never stopped talking
 * But having said this story, I'll exceptionally need to take a break
 * I haven't told that story to many people
 * Thank you for listening to me
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Trivia

 * Tal Ker name is a pun of the word Talker, that means person who speaks a lot.
 * It takes an average 6 minutes to talk to him with his full dialogue (Given the fact that you keep on clicking nonstop)