User:Pa3ckP7/Rules of the Wiki

 Warning This is a humorous article and is not meant to be taken seriously. These rules are not the real rules and guidelines of Hypixel SkyBlock Wiki. The Category of all real policies/rules/guidelines can be found here. Do not take any of these seriously We don't take any responsibility for any negative action done in accordance to these rules.   This is a parody of Rules Of The Internet more specifically the first definition in Urban dictionary (Original found here readers discretion is advised since the original post is not family friendly and includes some inappropriate language)


 * 1) Do not talk about [blank]
 * 2) Do NOT of [blank]
 * 3) We are the wiki
 * 4) The Wiki is many
 * 5) The Wiki does not forgive, The Wiki does not forget.
 * 6) Unregistered users can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monsters.
 * 7) Unregistered users are still able to deliver.
 * 8) There are no real rules about editing or posting
 * 9) There are no real rules about moderation either - enjoy your block
 * 10) If you enjoy any rival wikis - DON'T
 * 11) You must have pictures to prove your edit.
 * 12) Edit moar - it's never enough.
 * 13) Nothing is perfect
 * 14) Do not argue with kids - it means they win.
 * 15) The more perfect an article is, the more satisfying it is to vandalize it.
 * 16) There are NO adults on the wiki
 * 17) An edit is nice.
 * 18) One edit leads to another.
 * 19) The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
 * 20) It is delicious cake. You must eat it.
 * 21) If there is a filter. You must hit it.
 * 22) Abuse filter rampages today
 * 23) Link goes in here
 * 24) Your edit will never be perfect
 * 25) EDIT!
 * 26) It needs more edits. No exceptions.
 * 27) There will always be a more useless item than what you just saw
 * 28) You should get that minion (just because the calculator says so)
 * 29) No real limits of any kind apply here - not even Fandoms
 * 30) CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR ITEM IDS
 * 31) EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO CHECK IF IT'S CORRECT
 * 32) 1st style comments are not OK. Seriously guys.
 * 33) There is a template for it. No exceptions.
 * 34) If none is found, it shall be created.
 * 35) No matter what it is, its somebody's fun. No exceptions.
 * 36) Even one positive comment about Dante will bring hate.
 * 37) When one sees a mistaike, they must fix it.
 * 38) There is an overcomplicated script for it. No exceptions.
 * 39) Templates always break due to exceptions (and user edits, which also have exceptions)
 * 40) If there isn't enough info just add more-
 * 41) Everything has been vandalized and reverted.
 * 42) DISREGARD THAT THE AF BLOCKS EVERYTHING.
 * 43) The wiki is not your personal playground.
 * 44) Rule 45 (hover over me) is a lie
 * 45) The Wiki is a lie.
 * 46) If you post it, they will comment.
 * 47) It will always need more edits.
 * 48) The wiki makes you look stupid.
 * 49) Anything can be an article.
 * 50) Long articles are looooooooong.
 * 51) If something went wrong, the AF did it.
 * 52) [data redacted] is blocked by default.
 * 53) Everything on the wiki is real. No exceptions.
 * 54) Not knowing is awwwright, but not caring will get you blocked.
 * 55) Don't mess with the wiki.
 * 56) The admins have never seen so many 1st type comments.
 * 57) The wiki does not ask, they take.
 * 58) The word "veteran" does not refer to a soldier.
 * 59) If you say 1st, you w
 * 60) You should get that minion.
 * 61) The wiki is SERIOUS BUSINESS.
 * 62) If you do not believe it, revert it.
 * 63) Not even bureaucrats know how to fix the abuse filter.
 * 64) Retired staff are heroes to all of us.
 * 65) This is not Hypixel, this is FANDOM.
 * 66) One does not simply edit the wiki.
 * 67) AF blocks, so deal with it.
 * 68) Nice
 * 69) Also, EDIT.
 * 70) This is an edit showdown, a real throwdown, hell no we can't slow down, it's gonna go.
 * 71) Hypixel does NOT help the wiki in any way.
 * 72) If an edit makes an item too good to be true, it's probably fake.
 * 73) If it hadn't been for the AF, the Wiki would have been a long time dead.
 * 74) Around snacks, every edit is lax
 * 75) All stats are over 100 but always OVER NINE THOUSAND
 * 76) [blank] should definitely stay banned
 * 77) Mods are wrong. No exceptions
 * 78) All Dante threads shall be bombarded with Resistance propaganda. No exceptions.
 * 79) No matter how perfect it looks, it probably got vandalized at some point.
 * 80) That's not ...
 * 81) [expunged] is really, really funny.
 * 82) The wiki is SERIOUS BUSINESS.
 * 83) Rule 87 is true.
 * 84) Yes, it is some people.
 * 85) Hungry hiker is hungry
 * 86) Rule 84 is false. OH CRA-
 * 87) If your post is preceded with "Is [blank]" you're doing it wrong.
 * 88) If you cannot understand it, it is LUA.
 * 89) Hypixel still owes the community some explanations
 * 90) Weiki is luv editurs ar fwendz
 * 91) Disregard immaturity, it's common.
 * 92) Protection is for nothing.
 * 93) If someone sees you vandalized something, deny it constantly for the laughs
 * 94) AF blocks are inevitable if an edit goes through there's something wrong.
 * 95) [blank] is a nerd, please remind them.
 * 96) Blocks suck and will never be forgotten.
 * 97) Edits are required whenever an article is made.
 * 98) If there are no edits to make you are doing it wrong.
 * 99) BLOCKS NONE
 * 1) BLOCKS NONE