Wizard

The Wizard is an NPC who lives on the top floor of the Wizard Tower.

Dialogue

 * If the portal is not fixed, the Wizard will say any of these phrases whenever clicked:
 * Check back later to use the Portal...it seems to be broken. :(
 * The Portal hasn't worked since...I don't want to talk about it.
 * My Portal seems to be broken, ! Check back later...magic awaits!

Before Year 188: After Barry was elected on Year 188:
 * If the portal is not fixed, the Wizard will say this when player jumps into the portal:
 * Hmm...something appears to be broken. Give me 3-5 business days to fix!
 * Hmm...something appears to be broken. Give me 2-4 business days to fix!

Trivia

 * The Wizard is referenced in Tal Ker's dialgoue ("The other day I met some kind of wizard and they told me to come back in 3 to 5 business days. That was over a year ago, still nothing. What kind of people do that? Tells you to come back in a few days for no reason. Really makes you think.")