Wizard

The Wizard is an NPC who lives on the top floor of the Wizard Tower.

Dialogue
Check back later...magic awaits!
 * Check back later to use the Portal...it seems to be broken. :(
 * The Portal hasn't worked since...I don't want to talk about it.
 * My Portal seems to be broken, !

During Spooky Festival

 * There is certainly something quite...spooky...in the air!

Before Year 189

 * Hmm...something appears to be broken. Give me 3-5 business days to fix!

After Barry was elected on Year 189

 * Hmm...something appears to be broken. Give me 2-4 business days to fix!

After Barry was elected on Year 191:

 * Hmm...something appears to be broken. Give me 2-3 business days to fix!

Trivia

 * The Wizard is referenced in Tal Ker's dialgoue ("The other day I met some kind of wizard and they told me to come back in 3 to 5 business days. That was over a year ago, still nothing. What kind of people do that? Tells you to come back in a few days for no reason. Really makes you think.")
 * During Year 189, the name of the Wizard would sometimes show as obfuscated text of 6 letters.