Derpy

 is a Mayoral Candidate that, while elected, is located in the Community Center, which can be found in front of the Hub spawn. He is one of the three special candidates that doesn't appear often.

Mayoral Perks
Mayors may run for election with any of 3 perks, randomly selected. Each candidate can offer up to 3 perks at once. All candidates start with 1 perk during their first election and have a chance to stack up to 3 perks if they are a returning candidate.

Perks:


 * 1) TURBO MINIONS: Minions have double the output!
 * 2) AH CLOSED!!!: The Auction House will be closed while Derpy is elected!
 * 3) DOUBLE MOBS HP!!!: ALL monsters have double health!
 * 4) MOAR SKILLZ!!!: Gain more skill experience!

Dialogue

 * First Click
 * Do things always have to get better? Spice is all that matters.
 * I'm giving you a one time opportunity, don't blow it.


 * After first click
 * First variant
 * Have you noticed how...never mind you wouldn't understand.
 * Let's do a staring contest, I always win!


 * Second variant
 * I mostly sleep, but when I don't sleep, I awake.
 * Everyone is always a complete lack of surprise.

Trivia

 * This is the only Mayor to have 4 perks.
 * The mayor would message a random text face to show that he's a candidate for the year.