Goons

Goons are NPCs that are present in the Hub, while mayor Dante is elected. They are meant to protect official buildings and will only let the player pass if they are wearing a Happy Mask or have a Dante Talisman in their inventory.

NOTE: If you have less than 8 hours of playtime, the Goons will not prevent you from entering official buildings.

On Click

 * "dante best"

Goons won't say anything else, unless the player tries to enter an official building without wearing a Happy Mask or a Dante Talisman in their inventory.

Attempting to enter an official building
A Goon will say one of the following:
 * "go Dante in community center get Happy Mask!"
 * "you not happy? go get Happy Mask!"
 * "you need wear Happy Mask!"
 * "oi, where your Happy Mask?"

Old Dialogue
A Goon would say one of the following:
 * "Go to Dante in the community center to claim your Happy Mask!"
 * "Aren't you happy? Go get your Happy Mask!"
 * "You need to wear your Happy Mask!"
 * "Oi, where is your Happy Mask?"

Trivia

 * If a player jumps into the areas with the Auction Agents or the Auction Master, the Goons will still tell them to get a mask even if they have one, possibly due to these two actions using the same pushing away mechanism.
 * When clicked, they make a sound of a Slime jumping. It used to be a Villager mumbling with a tweaked pitch.
 * Their Slime sounds are likely a reference to how Dante and the Goons transform into Slimes during the boss fight against Dante.
 * They are also near various locations like the Golden Dante Statue, the Builder's House and the Fisherman's Hut, but they let the player pass even without a Happy Mask or a Dante Talisman.