Don Expresso

Don Expresso
Type	NPC
Location
Coordinates	37 202 -124
Location	Dwarven Village
Minimap (at Coordinates)

Don Expresso appears during the Mithril Gourmand event, located at  37, 202, -124 in the Dwarven Village. He asks the players to bring him 200  Tasty Mithril, obtained by mining in a specified location. If he isn't fed in time, he falls to the ground and eventually disappears. If he is fed, he lies down and goes to sleep.
One minute before Don Expresso disappears, the following chat message appears: Don Expresso is leaving in 1 minute! Make sure to feed him everything you have before he leaves!

Quick Answers

What happens if Don Expresso isn't fed in time during the Mithril Gourmand event?

During the Mithril Gourmand event, if Don Expresso isn't fed promptly, he voices dissatisfaction and threatens a poor MineAdvisor review. He demands management and threatens indefinite stay. Feeding him stale Mithril results in negative feedback and removal of the Mithril from the player's inventory without event contribution. Don Expresso disappears if left unfed.

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Where can players obtain Tasty Mithril to feed Don Expresso in the Dwarven Village?

To feed Don Expresso in the Dwarven Village, players can obtain Tasty Mithril by mining Mithril Ore during the Mithril Gourmand event. The specific mining area is announced at the event's onset and displayed in the sidebar. There's a 30% chance of Tasty Mithril dropping from Mithril Ore. Note that Tasty Mithril from past events will be wiped from your inventory without contributing to the event if given to Don Expresso.

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What happens to Don Expresso when he is fed 200 Tasty Mithril?

Upon feeding Don Expresso 200 Tasty Mithril, he criticizes the Mithril's quality, calling it stale. After eating, he lies down to sleep. Players earn the 'A Good Review' Achievement for feeding him Tasty Mithril the first time. However, if less than 200 Tasty Mithril is given, participants only receive half of the potential rewards.

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What is the significance of the chat message 'Don Expresso is leaving in 1 minute!'?

The alert 'Don Expresso is leaving in 1 minute!' indicates Don Expresso's imminent departure from the game. It's a cue for players to feed him all available items. Once fed, Don Expresso settles down to sleep.

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How is Don Expresso related to the far reserve hypixel and ramparts quarry in the game?

In the game, Don Expresso is an NPC who emerges during the Mithril Gourmand event in the Dwarven Village. He requires players to mine and collect 200 Tasty Mithril from a designated location. If he isn't provided with the Tasty Mithril promptly, he collapses and vanishes. However, if fed, he goes into slumber.

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Dialogue

Note: All of Don Expresso's dialogue appears to be randomized.

Secondary Condition	Random Dialogue
Not giving  Tasty Mithril	[NPC] Don Expresso: THIS ISN'T WHAT I ASKED FOR! BRING TASTY MITHRIL TO ME NOW!
	[NPC] Don Expresso: DISGUSTING! I'M GONNA GET YOU FIRED FOR FEEDING ME THIS GARBAGE!
	[NPC] Don Expresso: EWWW WHAT IS THIS?
When event starts	[NPC] Don Expresso: I HUNGER
	[NPC] Don Expresso: BRING ME EDIBLE MITHRIL
Bringing  Tasty Mithril from previous event	[NPC] Don Expresso: THIS OLD MITHRIL IS STALE! DON'T EVER FEED THIS TO ME AGAIN! # Tasty Mithril pieces were removed from a different event!
Waiting for food	[NPC] Don Expresso: I FORGOT TO BRING A SNACK
	[NPC] Don Expresso: 0/10 WOULD NOT RECOMMEND, TAKING TOO LONG
	[NPC] Don Expresso: WHAT ARE YOU GUYS WAITING FOR
	[NPC] Don Expresso: I AM LEAVING A BAD RATING FOR THIS PLACE ON MINEADVISOR
	[NPC] Don Expresso: I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER
	[NPC] Don Expresso: THEY LOOK SO GOOD
	[NPC] Don Expresso: I MIGHT JUST STAY HERE FOREVER THEN
	[NPC] Don Expresso: DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO I AM
	[NPC] Don Expresso: MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS
	[NPC] Don Expresso: WHY IS THIS TAKING SO LONG
	[NPC] Don Expresso: I AM RATING THIS ESTABLISHMENT ONE STAR ON DWELP
	[NPC] Don Expresso: I DON'T HAVE ALL DAY, I ONLY WANT THE BEST MITHRIL PIECES!
	[NPC] Don Expresso: MY MEALS SHOULD HAVE ALREADY BEEN READY
	[NPC] Don Expresso: I AM NOT HAPPY WITH HOW LONG THIS IS TAKING
	[NPC] Don Expresso: I AM NOT OKAY WITH THIS
	[NPC] Don Expresso: YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES
	[NPC] Don Expresso: FEED ME
After being fully fed	[NPC] Don Expresso: I THINK I MIGHT HAVE ROCK POISONING, I NEED TO LAY DOWN! [NPC] Don Expresso: I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD...
Feeding after already full	[NPC] Don Expresso: PLEASE NO, NO MORE. I'M STUFFED!

Tips

• The /tptodonexpresso command can be used to teleport to Don Expresso.
  • This command is executed by clicking on a chat message when Don Expresso is about to leave in 20 seconds, but it also works sooner than that.

Trivia

• For a few seconds after Don Expresso disappears, he can still be interacted with, and his name tag will still be visible.
• Don Expresso's name is likely a reference to a Hypixel staff member, 12[ADMIN] Donpireso.
• Feeding Don Expresso Tasty Mithril for the first time will reward the player with the "A Good Review" Achievement.
• In his dialogue, "Mineadvisor" and "Dwelp" are references to the review apps TripAdvisor and Yelp.
• One of his dialogue lines "MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS" is likely a reference to threats that Draco Malfoy, a character, often made to Harry Potter and his friends in J. K. Rowlings' book series Harry Potter.

History

Alpha Hypixel Network
June 30, 2021	AHN 0.12 Round 1	Added Don Expresso.
SkyBlock Prototype
July 14, 2021	0.12	Added Don Expresso.
Aug 22, 2023	0.19.3	Speaking to Don Expresso will now consume all of the player's Tasty Mithril.