Previously, it would apply +100❁ Strength to any Wooden Sword, applying the Thick prefix and increasing its rarity as if Recombobulated. Any Thick Wooden Swords obtained prior can be refunded at Master Tactician Funk.
Daysⓘ to acquire 51,200xOak Log using an Oak Minion (By tier, No fuel, No Minion Upgrades) If the player has multiple minions, divide the number of days by how many minions will be used.
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Daysⓘ to acquire 51,200xBirch Log using a Birch Minion (By tier, No fuel, No Minion Upgrades) If the player has multiple minions, divide the number of days by how many minions will be used.
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Daysⓘ to acquire 51,200xSpruce Log using a Spruce Minion (By tier, No fuel, No Minion Upgrades) If the player has multiple minions, divide the number of days by how many minions will be used.
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Daysⓘ to acquire 51,200xDark Oak Log using a Dark Oak Minion (By tier, No fuel, No Minion Upgrades) If the player has multiple minions, divide the number of days by how many minions will be used.
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Daysⓘ to acquire 51,200xAcacia Log using an Acacia Minion (By tier, No fuel, No Minion Upgrades) If the player has multiple minions, divide the number of days by how many minions will be used.
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Daysⓘ to acquire 51,200xJungle Log using a Jungle Minion (By tier, No fuel, No Minion Upgrades) If the player has multiple minions, divide the number of days by how many minions will be used.
Master Tactician Funk. It costs 320 
Enchanted Birch Log, 
Enchanted Spruce Log, 
Enchanted Dark Oak Log, 
Enchanted Acacia Log, and 
Enchanted Jungle Log to buy, plus 1,464,000 coins.
Wooden Sword ⮕ Thick Wooden Sword
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Changed Wood Singularity to be applied to Axes instead of Wooden Swords.
Master Tactician Fink.